Merdwin the Mediocre
Professor
PBJ QUACKSALVER's
olde tyme
Miracle Elixir
Medicine Show

Medicine & Magic are the
prescription to fill your humdrum
ordinary lives with laughter.

Professor Quacksalver's Miracle
Elixir is good for what ails you.  
The panacea to all your problems,
Quacksalver's Medicine Show will
tickle your funny bone with
seventeen secret herbs n' spices in
each and every bottle of Miracle
Elixir. A formula with ingredients
so secret that even the Professor
isn't exactly sure what they might
be.

Prepared to Be
Convinced
Quacksalver's Miracle Elixir
Medicine Show combines fast-talking,
rapid-fire rhymes and magic
"for medicinal purposes only"
which all adds up to a family-fun
historical slice of Americana.
The Mad Hatter
from
Schenectady Theater for Children's
2006 production of
Alice in Wonderland
Yeah, this page too, was tampered with
by the Gypsy Chicks


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